I'd forgotten how much I enjoy some of the lines from this show -

Honestly, what is it about [computers] that bothers you so much?

The smell.

Computers don’t smell, Rupert.

I know. Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower or a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell. Musty and, and, and, and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer, is, it … it has no texture, no context. It’s there and then it’s gone. If it’s to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible, it should be, um… smelly.

A - Age: 23

B - Bed size: Queen

C - Chore you hate: Dishes

D - Day I love best: Every day above ground. Or Halloween.

E - Essential start your day item: ipod

F - Favorite color: Green

G - Game(s): Wii games, Bomberman on the Gameboy, Guesstures, Scene It

H - Height: 5 feet "3" inches. "3" in this case meaning "somewhere between 2 and 3"

I - Instruments you play(ed): trumpet, guitar, keyboard, triangle, crash cymbals

J - Job title: Varies by the week, ranging from Copywriter to Our Lady of Website Migration

K - Kids: Ahahaha. Ahaha. None.

L - Living arrangements: Rent-free and a room to myself.

M - Mom's name: Carmen

N - Nickname: No one's called me Pollymorph in a while, sadly. Many others, including kiwi.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Pneumonia at age 2.

P - Pet Peeve: Hipsters. Which I know is a vague term, so see below:

[From Wikipedia: In 2003 Robert Lanham's satirical book The Hipster Handbook described hipsters as young people with "... mop-top haircuts, swinging retro pocketbooks, talking on cell phones, smoking European cigarettes,... strutting in platform shoes with a biography of Che Guevara sticking out of their bags." Lanham further describes hipsters thusly: "You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration" and "you have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your 'one Republican friend.'"
[. . .] Rob Horning in "The Death of the Hipster" argues that the "...problem with hipsters" is the "way in which they reduce the particularity of anything you might be curious about or invested in into the same dreary common denominator of how “cool” it is perceived to be", as "...just another signifier of personal identity." Furthermore, he argues that the "hipster is defined by a lack of authenticity, by a sense of lateness to the scene" or the way that they transform the situation into a "self-conscious scene, something others can scrutinize and exploit".]

Q - Quote from a movie:
Glenn Holland: Which instrument do you think you'd like to play?
Louis Russ: Well, I was kinda thinkin' like... How about electric guitar?
Glenn Holland: Well, this is a marching band. The extension cord will kill us.

R - Right or left handed: Right

S - Siblings: 1 bother

T- Time you get up: Generally 6-7 hours after I go to bed, which can be anywhere from midnight to 5 am.

U- Underwear: ...what about it? I don't really have any strong feelings about underwear.

V - Vegetable you dislike: Brussels sprouts

W - Ways you run late: The cat sleeps near my pillow and purrs - it's so relaxing and makes me ... *yawn* ... sleeepy...

X - X-rays you've had: knee

Y - Yummy food you make: Beer bread, scones, tomato pie, pumpkin pie, lasagna, snickerdoodles.

Z - Zoo: Some days I think my house qualifies. We've got two aquariums, dangerous beasts, and docile (petting zoo?) animals.